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okay, I know I said I wouldn't be updating anymore but this will be the place for me to post my summer pictures.
So here is the first entry.
Enjoy!
( wonderful )
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no more livejournal i dont like these things, dont even bother to comment bc i wont read it, bc im not coming back
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[24 May 2005|02:07am] |
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hello children,
Its story time!!! YAY!!! Can you say, Story?? Ok, here we go... whats the story for the day lets see here... Oh yes! here is a good one. Its called The Boy, the Brazilian, and the Bush
*clears throat*
Once upon a time there was a boy named, Robbie. He was good friends with a boy from brazil named, Marcelo. He and Marcelo, went to stay the night and their friend Kim's house, along with Marcelo's bitch i mean Girlfriend.
lets stop for a second children, there is a lesson to be learned... never call a female a bitch, unless it is used properly ( i.e "Bitch, go get me a sandwich")Now lets continue shall we?
Robbie was bored and wanted to go for a walk. On the way Robbie urinated for a good 5 minutes, and left a beautiful flowing yellow river. Kim and Heather went ahead of the boys thinking they would hide on them. Robbie and Marcelo knew better than that and ran into the woods to hide from them. Wondering where the boys were Kim and Heather came back. Robbie and Marcelo ran out from the dark moist woods and ran across the street in nothing but their skivvies. Across the street were continuing woods in which they ran into. Little did the boys know that the new land they had run into was nothing but pricker bushes. Sitting in the bushes in pain, Robbie and Marcelo looked over to see that the Bitches girls had run over and taken their clothes.
i would tell the rest of the story but i swore on a pinky promise i wouldn't ;-) haha j/k
Ta Ta for now!!!
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[19 May 2005|01:51pm] |
The last time i wrote in this was february 27th... that was so long ago hahaha... well yeah maybe i could start this up again...
From the coolest person ever...
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[27 Feb 2005|11:06pm] |
thats depressing...haha
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[27 Feb 2005|12:55pm] |
Yesterday was Sam's party, it was fun b4 everyone got there bc everyone was fucking gay and it was fun when they left. Even though i did have fun making fun of some kid. There were cool people there though, some girl everyone didn't like, wasn't to bad to me... but then i took a picture of my ass with her phone hahaha... i don't think she likes me very much. Stayed up so late the night b4 making Sam's gift... i went and bought a monopoly board and made y own "Dane Cook Monopoly". Its pretty cool, i guess. We went to johnny rockets to eat... holy shit, i fucking danced with them it was sooooooooo cool!!!
FUCK
haha i wanted to say that...FUCK
This Goes Out to whoever these inside jokes apply:
"I'M GONNA CUT OFF YOUR FUCKING BUTT"
"who has a blue van? THAT KID!!!!"
"yo...can i get a beat... I'll give you a beat, ill beat your ass...haha....faggot..."
"fucking gynecologist over here..."
"i was in my house, i was brushing my hair...i heard the beep so i came out"
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i had an interesting 2 days... i went skating for the first time on sunday since around last summer. Then Joe, Tarzan, and Sean stayed here for the night and i witnessed one of the grossest things. Sean put his finger in his own ass and wiped it on Tarzan's upper lip... omg thats sick. why would you put your finger in your ass??? anyway the next day we put a mattress on the staircase and we jumped from the top and bounced of the mattress. Thats always fun... picture below is me jumping.
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[10 Jan 2005|07:20pm] |
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This is a week i'd probably think everyone of you hates and i love...
Midterm week...
I'm so happy, i'm so excited to take them because thats what saves my life. i fail for a quarter and then midterms help me...
YAY!!!!
*Bonus - School is like 5 minutes long (actually a couple hours but w/e)
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[18 Dec 2004|05:23pm] |
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crash and burn...
</3
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[13 Dec 2004|06:09pm] |
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I dont make many new entries, because nobody comments...
make some comments and i will start writing again
comment on this...
do you like snorkeling more than wearing pants?
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[09 Dec 2004|04:07pm] |
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I read a comic in the newspaper and it was "The Tolerance of a Starbucks Barista Is Severely Tested" Its a picture of a guy ordering his coffee...he said
"I would like a decaffacinno frappa chappa dappa dingo ice blended last of the moccahicans vanilla ice ice better latte then never smoothie with a shot ofself expresso"
which i find funny because i always thought starbucks had funny names for their drinks haha
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[05 Dec 2004|01:35pm] |
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Your an ice dragon! Congrats! Out of all the
dragons, you are most powerful but do not like
to show it. A rare and special creture, you
have artistic style and are great at expressing
yourself. You think friends and Familly are the
most important, and are a hopeless romantic.
But of course, as ice goes, you can be a little
cold or harsh at times. But not to worry, you
always apoligize later!
What elemental dragon are you?
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| Stole This From Kendra |
[28 Nov 2004|07:16pm] |
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[27 Nov 2004|12:46pm] |
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Mountain Dew Results...
even though hardly anyone voted this is the results
1st Place - Pitch Black (3)
2nd Place - Code Red (2)
3rd Place - Baja Blast & Original (1 each)
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[27 Nov 2004|12:05am] |
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[25 Nov 2004|12:18pm] |
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Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
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[23 Nov 2004|11:20pm] |
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My mom is so stupid when she is drunk...i asked her to make me spam... i know what your thinking...ew. But w/e, when shes done cooking it its just sitting there getting burnt as i stand there with a plate of bread. im like "mom!" she goes "I need a place to put it"...idiot. I say "i have the bread right here mom" she goes "put it on the bread?"...I answer "no i want it underneath my plate".
Another story which is really funny...
Im trying to go to sleep...BAM! my mom just fell down the stairs. I walk out of my bedroom and she runs into the bathroom and shuts the door. "mom are you ok?" i said. she answers "yeah the dentist told me to take out my teeth before i go to bed"...wtf? YOU JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS! ~next day~ "what the hell happened lastnight?" she says "you fell down the fucking stairs" i answer. "oh i was wondering why i had bruises all over me.
One more...
sleepover with my friend billy... we are SLEEPING. my mom comes in and says "HEY, WAKE UP!" ...I say "What?" and she says...ready?........
"go to bed"
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Whats your favorite Mountain Dew?
The Original
Code Red
Pitch Black
Live Wire
Taco Bell Baja Blast
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[21 Nov 2004|05:18pm] |
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Im starting this with a clean slate. i deleted all my old entries bc they are a million years old anyway. I want to thank leann for customizing it for me and making it beautiful. Thank you Leann!
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